It’s late. You’re tired. The task in front of you is hopeless. The shredder in the corner beckons. “No one will ever know….” It whispers.

Windows that don’t open. Florescent lights. Gray carpet. Steel cabinets. Who designed this place and why do they hate humanity?

That cushy desk job often comes with way more stress than anyone thought possible. Even if you’re not miserable (Congratulations by the way. Those pills must really be helping.) the office environment is easy to make fun of. Most of The Shredder just tries to make you laugh, but all the advice is quite valid. You can actually practice most of this stuff without getting fired.